ShopTalk: Avoiding Supernatural Stalkers
Dear Abigail, Is it possible to prevent a ghost from finding or possessing you? Sincerely, Stalked in Sacramento Dear Stalked,...
ShopTalk: Vampire Ghosts
Dear Abigail, I’ve been getting death threats lately. Or maybe they’re undeath threats? In either case, can a vampire become...
ShopTalk: Zombie Pets
Dear Abigail, Can animals become zombies? Sincerely, Worried about my pets Dear Worried, The nanovirus that started the zombie plague...
ShopTalk: Undead Adultery
Dear Abigail, If your spouse becomes a zombie and is legally dead, does dating someone else count as cheating or...
ShopTalk: Lab-grown AND non-GMO
Dear Abigail, How can Christie’s Cranial Delights be both lab-grown and non-GMO? That seems like a contradiction. Sincerely, Skeptical Susan...
ShopTalk: Blue Blood
Dear Abigail, I’ve been seeing this human for a while now, but every time I drink her blood – no...
ShopTalk: Guardian Angel
Dear Abigail, I’m looking for a nice gift for my guardian angel, who’s been working really hard lately. But I...
ShopTalk: Macabre Makeover
Dear Abigail, I’m recently deceased and can’t stand the clothes I’m stuck in. Honestly, if I’d known I was going...
ShopTalk: Death Stench
Dear Abigail, Recently, my husband’s mother became a zombie and had to move in with us. I don’t mind too...
ShopTalk: Too Much Sparkle
Dear Abigail, I just moved to southern California from Seattle, and all the sunlight makes me sparkle like crazy. It’s...