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Paranormal Shoppers


The Paranormal Shopping Network specializes in a full line of products for our undead customers. We're excited to announce the upcoming release of commercials for the following products:

For Zombies

Christie's Cranial DelightsTired of hunting for your favorite zombie? Try mail-order brains instead!

For Vampires

Transylvanian Breath MintsDid your last date leave a nasty aftertaste? Have a mint, Transylvanian style.

For Ghosts

Ghostly Positioning and Possession ServiceStalking is hard when you don't have a body.


For the Not-Yet-Dead


Still living but want to buy something? Try our CafePress store!

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