Our Paramercials mark the first time a human audience (other than zombie caregivers) has seen advertisements meant for the undead. Some say it's progressive, some say it's a sign that the end of times is nigh. Either way, everyone agrees that the Paranormal Shopping Network has made an art out of advertisting.
Christie’s Cranial Delights
Need non-GMO, gluten-free brains for your domesticated zombie? Christie's Cranial Delights can deliver them straight to your door!
Transylvanian Breath Mints
Blood Breath got you down? Try our specially formulated breath mints to freshen your breath and your diet. Or love life . . we really don't judge.