ShopTalk: Vampire Ghosts
Dear Abigail,
I’ve been getting death threats lately. Or maybe they’re undeath threats? In either case, can a vampire become a ghost?
Sincerely,
Afraid to die (for real)
Dear Afraid,
Ghosts are the remnants of souls of those who have passed on. Sadly, since vampires don’t have souls, there’s no way for you to become a ghost. Hopefully the threats you’ve been receiving are just that, but to be on the safe side, please contact the appropriate authorities. In particulary, the Constabularius Corpus should be able to help.
Stay safe,
