ShopTalk: Blue Blood

Dear Abigail,

I’ve been seeing this human for a while now, but every time I drink her blood – no matter how much – my hands and feet turn blue. If I keep drinking, it spreads up my arms and legs. What’s happening?

Starting to worry,
Blue Blood Blues

Dear Blue,

First off, ask your human friend to find out if she’s anemic. If that doesn’t take care of the problem, then you might be experiencing an allergic reaction to your new friend’s blood. Currently, there are no products that treat vampiric allergies, but a thanatologist can help you figure out the best solution. Best of luck!

Keep drinking safely,

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