ShopTalk: Guardian Angel

Dear Abigail,

I’m looking for a nice gift for my guardian angel, who’s been working really hard lately. But I can’t find anything. Why doesn’t the Paranormal Shopping Network advertise products for angels?

Thanks for your help,
Allied with Angels

Dear Allied,

Angels aren’t big consumers, unless they’re purchasing gifts for a non-angel. So there just isn’t a big enough market to support the infrastructure needed for angelic products. You could consider some service-based gifts, such as halo polishing or a wing massage. There are charitable boutiques that specialize in these services for angels, and making a donation to one of them will be sure to please your guardian.

Sincerely,